Alice Dellal in Chanel’s Silent Film, ‘My New Friend Boy’

Anything The Artist can do, Karl Lagerfeld can do better?

The designer is jumping on the silent film bandwagon with his latest short film for Chanel, My New Friend "Boy," and can we just say that new campaign star Alice Dellal is giving Uggie the dog some serious competition in the silence-is-golden stakes?

Though select scenes see her looking demure as she writes a letter in a white hooded jacket and raids a dresser in white ruffles, the British model also gets to let her punk rock freak flag fly as she lounges around in her signature ripped fishnets, leather jacket, and partially shaved locks.

Of course, the "Boy" in question is no mere man—it's the handbag toted by Dellal as she sips red wine and catches some zzzzs. We can't think of a more covetable companion, can you?