Piers Morgan: Kate Moss Is a 'Vile Little Creature'

Kate Moss and Piers Morgan

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Kate Moss and Piers Morgan—not her biggest fan.

How about a little supermodel feud to get your Monday morning started on a dramatic note?

Piers Morgan has never been one to hold back his opinions, but in a new interview with the U.K.’s Mirror, he really lets loose on one Kate Moss.

“She doesn’t like me, I don’t like her,” he said, after telling a charming anecdote about the model giving him a “full-haymaking kick” on the shin for no apparent reason at a charity event.

“I looked at her and said, ‘Kate, why are you kicking me?’ She said, ‘Because I want to.’ And cackled. She was completely off her head. And I replied, ‘Well, can you just stop kicking me, OK?’ She looked blank, and gave me another kick. It was a bizarre conversation.

“Kate Moss is utterly horrific,” he continued. (Tell us how you really feel, Piers!)

“If people actually knew what she was like they would never, ever be interested in her again. She’s just a real, spoilt little madam from Croydon. There’s nothing wrong with Croydon—I was brought up near Croydon. But she’s just a vile little creature.”

Morgan also has some choice words for Madonna.

“She’s a complete con artist and those arms are just terrifying,” he said of the singer, who recently announced plans to release a footwear line under her Truth or Dare label. “It’s like watching Conan the Barbarian. She’s looking even more barbaric than ever at the moment, utterly grotesque.”

Guess we know who won't be appearing on Morgan's show any time soon...