New Twitter Obsession: Anna Wintour’s Bob

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Anna Wintour’s hair has inspired a new Twitter feed.

Still mourning the loss of Conde Nast Elevator (never forget!)? Take heart—the Twitter gods have granted us a new fashion-obsessed feed to follow.

Behold Anna Wintour’s Bob, a humorous account written from the perspective of the Vogue editor’s pristine ‘do.

Yes, really.

We can almost hear a snooty British accent issuing these follicle-focused insults:

“A beanie means you've given up. Or are cold.”

“So Blake wed this weekend? That explains why her blonde hair wasn't blinding me in the front row this #NYFW.”

“Glanced at Adam Lambert's gray hair at Lincoln Center today. I actually willed myself not to double take.”

Hey, we’ve got to have something to get us through the rest of Fashion Week …