Sperm Bank Singles Out Donors with Good Fashion Sense
Wanted: a few good stylish swimmers.
Couples and women in the market for "designer genes" can take advantage of detailed donor profiles at the London Sperm Bank, which include all-important data like a man's sense of style, the Daily Mail reports.
The U.K. company is creating an online brochure that offers assessments on donors' personalities, interests, and appearance, with descriptions like " neat, relaxed style" and "rock star image."
"Women can access the catalogue from home and make their choices online," Dr. Kamal Ahuja tells the British newspaper of the sperm bank's advanced new system.
Typically, sperm banks limit their donor information to a few pertinent physical details (such as hair and eye color) as well as occupation and hobbies. But hey, why not help weed out ratty tees and stone-washed jeans from the gene pool while we're at it?
Meanwhile, Versace's new childrenswear range should be right up baby Donatella's alley.
