Lunch Break: Iris Apfel Covers Dazed & Confused

Iris Apfel Dazed and Confused Comme des Garcons
Apfel in Comme des Garçons

November's bringing the discounted Halloween candy and a lot of stellar cover stars—Brad Pitt, Solange Knowles, Lauren Hutton—but this?

Iris Apfel, you've stolen our hearts yet again.

The "geriatric starlet" (her words) dons Comme des Garçons for Dazed & Confused's Art Issue.

Not too many folks can pull off Rei Kawakubo's Fall 2012 collection, but if anyone is up to the task, it's certainly the bespectacled nonagenarian.

What's next, Rick Owens? Now that, we'd pay to see: Apfel in a eyeglasses-obscuring face mask. We have no doubt she'd be game.