Simon Doonan's Crusade? Ridding the World of Man Boobs

Oh Simon: how we adore your reliably cheeky humor. Looks like we're not the only fans of the Barneys Creative-Ambassador-at-Large: last night, talk show host Conan O'Brien learned a thing or two about a serious epidemic.

"This is a global problem at the moment, that many women in the audience I know are aware of: man boobs," the writer said. "No one likes that: there aren't fetish clubs for people that love man boobs."

"Girls, they are unacceptable, am I right?" he asked, to much applause from the audience. We don't want to spoil the chuckle-inducing clip above, but by the end, Doonan may have corralled a few more supporters for his one-man campaign.