Things Karl Lagerfeld Hates, In His Own Words

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Karl Lagerfeld isn’t the easiest person to please.

Sure, he has a soft spot for things like Choupette, Diet Coke (provided it’s served in a crystal goblet), and the color black, but really, the Kaiser is pretty particular about the people and fashions he lets into his life.

Don’t believe us? Just take a look at Lagerfeld’s various turnoffs, according to quotes he’s given in interviews. Overweight women, Russian men, and Heidi Klum might want to look away …